Not Yours

"Don't mess with my man again!"
"You better back up, she's mine man!"

Good lord, no s/he's not!!

Just because you're dating someone, doesn't mean you get owners rights on them. Sure, they're your boyfriend or your girlfriend, but they aren't YOURS. You asked them to go out with you, not to own them like you own a stuffed animal. Yes, I'm single and loving it, but when I've had boyfriends in the past, some have told their friends that I'm theirs. News flash paco, I am not yours and if you say that again, I just might have to embarrass you in front of your friends. You're probably reading this and thinking that I've spazzed or that i'm overreacting but it's a huge pet peeve of mine.

You can hold their hand all you want, you can kiss them however you'd like, you can even spend every single day with them, but they aren't yours to keep. They aren't a little puppy you saved from the pound, they're a living, breathing, human being and your recent fling doesn't give you the right to bust out with the branding iron and stamp your name on their backside.

Thanks for reading my little freak out... I feel better now