Oh Children...

Are kids necessary? I mean really?

At my work, there are lots and lots of kids come in with their families, then eventually and FINALLY they leave then it's our turn to take over and clean up after them. I'm sick and tired of cleaning up after a million messy kids that get more food on the floor than they do in their mouth! Sure, they're freaking adorable, but not when you have to change their pants or give them 8 baths. Don't get me wrong, I do love babysitting (really) but I usually don't feed them but if I do, they can wash themselves and they know how to use the potty.

One thing that I just can't wrap my mind around is, even when there's absolutely nothing around for them to get into, they always seem to make a mess! A quote from my favorite show, Gilmore Girls, adds great affect to my point. This is Luke talking to Lorelei "I hate kids! They always seem to have jam hands! Even when there's no jam around, they always seem to get it all over them, JAM HANDS!" Like I said, I don't hate kids, but it's true. They always seem to get random things all over them even if there's nothing around.

Now to the future, my mom wants a million grandchildren, and my sister nor I want kids. Oops, sorry mom. What her and I both want though, are lots of animals. Right now, my sister and her boyfriend have two HUGE black labs that are the love of all of our lives, and she wants a few more when they get a bigger place. When I'm older, I want a few cats, a few dogs, and rabbits. The one pet and I've always wanted since I was a little girl is a wiener dog. I know a few people that have them, and I want one SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad! Whoa... off topic here.

So kids, can you stop screaming and getting jam hands? Thanks, that would be highly appreciated. :P